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1. Your name?
-Kate

~A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
"I wish i was Kate."

"Kate is great."

2. the part of the day people should hate.
-morning

There is no 'urban' definition for morning because the type of people who speak 'urban' do not know what morning is.
"Now that I've got a job I've got to get up in THE MORNING."
"Morning? What the hell's that?"

2. Main Nickname?

-Sterf
(Noun) Another term for a renaissance man -- someone who does tasks well in many different fields or excels in various areas of life.
"George Washington was a sterf of the 18th Century who excelled in military affairs, surveying, and politics. "

~~or~~

-Thy
Posesive adjetive.. their your
"Hallowed be thy name"


3. Relationship status?
-do not want

"Catchphrase popularized on 4Chan, which spread to other various forums online, signifies that the content of a thread isn't desired or liked that much

Acquired from a bootleg camcorder Hong Kong subtitling of the Chinese dub of Star Wars Episode III, in which Darth Vader's howl of 'NOOOOOO!' scream is translated to Chinese and then back to English as 'Do not want'
Dudethecameraguy: so what did you guys think of the rar i attached with my collection of rescue rangers scat guro

Setzergabbiani: DO NOT WANT "

4. You describe your best friends as?
-evil


Essential ingredient for the making of humans.
Recipe for Human:
Add 3 cups water
Add half dozen eggs
Add chopped cabbage
Mix gently while adding Evil until desired effect.
Bake at 97 degrees Fahrenheit for 9 months
Serve chilled

5. What should you be doing?
sleeping


To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma. "
lol

6. Favorite Fast Food?
Burger king!


home of open-flamed whoppers
"would you like fries with that? "

7. Home State/Province?
-New york


best bagels, best pizza, best italian food period, best places to shop, its awesome.. u can go out east on LI or manhattan or upstate NY. new york is a great place to live. Home of the greatest mobster of all time.


9. One word to describe yourself .
-fierce

the act of being bold, daring, and/or higly creative.
Girl! you lookin' fierce.

Christen from the hit show "Project Runway" is fierce. "Work it OUT"

10. Your best friends:
spheres!

An extremely obese person.
Some sphere was complaining about the size of the seats on the plane.

11. Current significant other?
- gummy bears


A hairy male (especially bisexual or homosexual) with either no teeth or removable teeth who gives oral sex, especially for pay, especially to (straight) men, without interference of teeth.
There's nothing to do tonight... Let's go cruisin for some gummy bears.
lol
12. Last person you messaged?
-morgan



A name for a girl that is butch, usually said instead of using the word butch. Usualy refering to a short fat looking lesbian with brown shaggy hair. morgan can also refer to a slut. an insult.
"That girl over there is such a morgan"
lol i you anyway!
i love urban.....


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two new quiz things







Rules
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions as if its an interview
3. Then tag three people.

Here are my characters:
1. Oz [link] (far right)
2. emi [link]
3. izzy [link]
4. mike [link]
5. Cira [link] (far left)


1) How Old Are You?
Oz: 28
Emi: 18
Izzy: 18
Mike: 17
Cira: 15

2)Height?
Oz: 6'2"
Emi: 5'6"
Izzy: 5'7"
Mike: 5'11"
Cira: 5'5"

3)You Got Any Bad Habits??
Oz: walking around with no shoes on
Emi: setting things on fire
Izzy: tuning people out when they talk
Mike: controlling people's minds and making them do my bidding
Cira: nail biting

4)You a virgin?
Oz: no
Emi: probably
Izzy: unlikely
Mike: yes
Cira: yes

5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Oz: independent
Emi: that handsome feller behind me <3
Izzy: guy with the dreads
Mike: what?
Cira: Giovanni until Dom killed him.......

6)Have Any Kids?
Oz: no
Emi: no lol?
Izzy: who do you think i am? juno?
Mike: like im ever going to get out of here
Cira: Italian law says yes in about 6-10 years

7)Favourite Food?
Oz: pizza
Emi: muffins
Izzy: fruit salad
Mike: like ive had a choice... i remember chocolate
Cira: vodka sauce over linguini with brussel sprouts and leeks

8)Favourite Ice Cream flavour?
Oz: chocolate
Emi: chocolate
Izzy: strawberry
Mike: like ive had ice cream in the last 12 years
Cira: french vanilla

9)Killed anyone?
Oz: made them bleed a lot...
Emi: yes
Izzy: yes
Mike: so many people... they were all thinking about coffee and shit....
Cira: with dom

10)Hate anyone?
Oz: plenty - specially lil kids
Emi: freshman
Izzy: no
Mike: i hate everyone
Cira: half my school

11)Any secrets?
Oz: there's about half a million dollars in cash under my futon
Emi: yes.
Izzy: my life is a secret
Mike: theyre all i have
Cira: my family is a secret

12)Love anyone?
Oz: Dom
Emi: <3
Izzy: <3
Mike: who the fuck would i love...
Cira: my family.. anyone else i love usually ends up dead - cept for Oz of course

13)TACOS?
Oz: no - pizza
Emi: dirty Mexicans
Izzy: to hard to eat
Mike: we already established this - i dont exactly have a gourmet kitchen at my disposal
Cira: eww no

14)Ever slept in ALL day?
Oz: every saturday
Emi: once or twice
Izzy: no
Mike: i dont sleep
Cira: i was in a coma.....?

15)Favourite Show?
Oz: tv is a waste of time
Emi: house
Izzy: CSI
Mike: are you fucking kidding me with this tv shit?
Cira: top chef and project runway

16)Favourite Movie?
Oz: fight club
Emi: Akira
Izzy: ratatouille
Mike: . . . .
Cira: the godfather

17)Favourite Band?
Oz: msi
Emi: ddr music
Izzy: evanescence
Mike: . . . .
Cira: rammstein

18)Eye Colours?
Oz: grey blue
Emi: red
Izzy: yellow
Mike: blue... but covered in cataracts.... so white
Cira: brown

19)Skin?
Oz: hot Mediterranean tan XD
Emi: tanish
Izzy: tanish
Mike: i havent seen the sun in three years
Cira: awkward (sicilian/russian) =/

20)Fat/Average/Slim?
Oz: ripped
Emi: fit
Izzy: average
Mike: average
Cira: slim

21)Rain, sunshine?
Oz: rain
Emi: sun
Izzy: thunderstorm... duh
Mike: theres no rain in space... i miss it so much
Cira: rain

22)Pool, Beach?
Oz: pool
Emi: beach
Izzy: beach
Mike: water would be nice...
Cira: pool

23)Camping, staying home?
Oz: home
Emi: camping
Izzy: motel camping...
Mike: i would love to go home
Cira: home

24)Dog, Cat?
Oz: used to have a boxer named rusty.. i miss him
Emi: big oynge cat >..<
Izzy: cats are quiet....
Mike: cats have interesting thoughts
Cira: greyhounds... 8

25)Believe in aliens?
Oz: no
Emi: maybe
Izzy: likely
Mike: .... seeing as ive been attacked by them like 500 times.. yes
Cira: no

26)Natural Born, or Clone?
Oz: natural... lol
Emi: well... im one of seven
Izzy: septuplets.
Mike: natural. they dont make em that way anymore....
Cira: lol natural..?

27)Car or Ship..?
Oz: jeep
Emi: osprey
Izzy: 18ft whaler
Mike: .... the Jersey..... its a prison ship.
Cira: horse!

28)Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Oz: couple of people
Emi: my room
Izzy: skyscrapers
Mike: scrambled a bunch of heads
Cira: ... yes

29)Any unusual things about you?
Oz: double jointed!
Emi: pyro
Izzy: thunderkid
Mike: i have a... unique frontal lob
Cira: plenty

30)How much food/drink do you need a day?
Oz: not much
Emi: nom nom nom
Izzy: whatever
Mike: i get fed twice a day
Cira: i dont think anyone could go hungry in my house...

31)Favourite Place?
Oz: the warehouse
Emi: redford
Izzy: redford
Mike: ashford's office
Cira: the barn

32) Test over! What did you think?
Oz: nyeh.. im gonna go do a few hundred crunches
Emi: fun!
Izzy: ..... what?
Mike: waste of my endless time
Cira: twas good..




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C o n f e s s i o n s .
1. Is anything wrong?
yes
2. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list?
*scans* yes
3. Where do you want to go to college?
somewhere..... cityish
4. How many kids do you want to have?
sea monkies.... lol j/k ummm either none or liek 8
5. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
it doesnt suck
6. What did you do for your last birthday?
dont remember - proly just sushed
7. What were you doing last night at 12?
lol final fantasy x-2
8. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
ma birthday? may 31st
9. Last time you saw your father?
few days ago lol
10. What is something(s) you would change in your life?
well for starters my english grade.. and then a million other things
13. What’s your favorite month?
if not for school - march - otherwise july is fun
14. What is your least favorite month?
april
15. Do you like peanut butter?
yesh
16. Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
cheezdoodle
17. Most visited webpage?
deviantART
18. Last person to make you mad?
Rikku
19. Coke or pepsi?
Coke
20. Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
..... dog?
21. Fun thing to look forward to this week?
sailing!
22. How many siblings do you have?
one
23. Do you have any pets?
cheezdoodle
24. Whats your favorite number?
65
25. What do you do after school/work?
sleep... internet
27. Do you have a best friend?
yerp
28. Do you have a crush?
... not really no

F R I E N D C O N F E S S I O N S
1. Are you jealous of one or more of your friends?
yes
2. Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
lol well my first best friend is now a crackwhore so.....
3. Are any of your friends taller than you?
unfortunatly
4. Have you ever been ditched by a friend?
not that i can remeber
5. Do you have your friend's phone number's memorized?
psh no thats what adress books are for
6. Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
none that i lament being rid of
7. Have you been to most of your friends houses?
yeeeaaa............
8. Do you love most or all of your friends?


H A B I T C O N F E S S I O N S
1. Do you play with things when nervous?
yea - i crack my knuckles and pinch myself and pick at my nails and make irritating repetitive noises
2. Do you have an odd obsession with knives?
im inheriting/stealing all of my mom's knives when i leave the house
3. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
closed
4. Is there at least one sound you can't stand?
depends on my mood
5. What is your worst habit?
procrastination

P E R S O N A L O P I N I O N C O N F E S S I O N S
1. Do you hate George Bush?
i dont know his enough to hate him
2. Do you think abortion is horrible and should be illegal?
not by a longshot
3. Is gay marriage fine by you?
and why the fuck</> should it bother me....?
4. Do boys make better friends than girls?
theoretically yes
5. Is pink an ugly color?
every color has its place and pink's is just not on me
6. Needles aren't so horrible?
let them put whatever they want in but ill kill them if they take anything out
7. You have plenty of secrets?
yea

HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSION
1. Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?
yea
2. Have you ever had a nail fall off?
lol my mom's did - ive lost half
3. Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
lol i hit people in the face all the time
4. have you ever killed anyone?
the contract forbids me from answering this question
5. Worn the same clothes for a week straight?
its called summer... and the carribean

O T H E R C O N F E S S I O N S
1. Do you forget to take off your makeup when you go to sleep?
your supposed to take it off?
2. Do you enjoy drama?
to an extent
3. Have you ever gotten in a bitch fight?
lol - with my dad
4. Who would you like to hit right now?
babies
5. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
im sure



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i thought this one was cute so i did it >..<

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You love to drink
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : Great in bed.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You are dead sexy.
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

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T : You're loyal to those you love.
H : You are Quirky.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.




feel free to steal....
shorter is better